Edward is almost here
I'm so giddy. If you've ever read Twilight you know just what I mean. The cold skin. The glittering in the sunlight. Oh.. I swoon.

It's almost impossible to contain my puppy love in this frail human body. Oh to be a bloodsucker. I would promise to feed only on gophers and skunks. Please Edward. O please. This waiting is terrible.
Oh, and my daughter likes you too. (Posted by Dad)
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